Comments on: Vending Venting No Vici http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/ Life, Minutiae, Toys, Irrational Phobias, Peeves, Fiber Tue, 21 Jun 2011 13:37:26 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: DMR http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3598 DMR Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:42:50 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3598 I must correct my terrible gaffe - Diet Pepsi is not "Cool, Light, and Refreshing." It's "Light, Crisp and Refreshing." As for the plumbing situation - words cannot describe the horrors we've seen! I must correct my terrible gaffe – Diet Pepsi is not “Cool, Light, and Refreshing.” It’s “Light, Crisp and Refreshing.” As for the plumbing situation – words cannot describe the horrors we’ve seen!

]]> By: Flasshe http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3597 Flasshe Fri, 28 Oct 2005 16:47:40 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3597 Thanks for the backup, Dave. Unlike <em>some</em> co-workers, you <em>understand</em>. The lethargic demeanor is due to low blood sugar. Or maybe to the mind-numbing tediousness of daily work life. Thanks for the backup, Dave. Unlike some co-workers, you understand.

The lethargic demeanor is due to low blood sugar. Or maybe to the mind-numbing tediousness of daily work life.

]]> By: DMR http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3596 DMR Fri, 28 Oct 2005 16:26:53 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3596 As a co-worker, and co-victim to this particular infernal machine, I can attest to the truth of this rant! I have long had a theory that the Pepsi machine was contacting the home planet between taking your money and then - finally - dispensing the holy nectar of "Cool, Light, Refreshing" goodness. Maybe the aliens who control it are benevolent beings, who read the deficiencies in your health by analyzing the freshest DNA samples off the bill, and then adjust the formula according to your needs. Nah - then what would explain your pallid complexion and lethargic demeanor? ;-) Let us have a moment of silence for the vendor of crushed frozen aqua nuggets. It served well, since its introduction during the Nixon administration, but alas, its time has come. As a co-worker, and co-victim to this particular infernal machine, I can attest to the truth of this rant!

I have long had a theory that the Pepsi machine was contacting the home planet between taking your money and then – finally – dispensing the holy nectar of “Cool, Light, Refreshing” goodness.

Maybe the aliens who control it are benevolent beings, who read the deficiencies in your health by analyzing the freshest DNA samples off the bill, and then adjust the formula according to your needs. Nah – then what would explain your pallid complexion and lethargic demeanor? ;-)

Let us have a moment of silence for the vendor of crushed frozen aqua nuggets. It served well, since its introduction during the Nixon administration, but alas, its time has come.

]]> By: Flasshe http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3595 Flasshe Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:58:39 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3595 If you had bothered to read the past entries, Mr. Aldenberry, you'd know it was pronounced "Flash". I need to put that in the FAQ. If you had bothered to read the past entries, Mr. Aldenberry, you’d know it was pronounced “Flash”. I need to put that in the FAQ.

]]> By: Pilto http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3594 Pilto Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:54:54 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3594 How is Flasshe pronounced? If it's "flash-y"? That sounds kind of lite in the loafers to me. How is Flasshe pronounced? If it’s “flash-y”? That sounds kind of lite in the loafers to me.

]]> By: Alan http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3593 Alan Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:44:38 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3593 It's not the hot tub I resent so much as the open bar. It’s not the hot tub I resent so much as the open bar.

]]> By: 2fs http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3592 2fs Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:06:02 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3592 It's like that Eddie Murphy as white guy skit. Or however that went. It’s like that Eddie Murphy as white guy skit. Or however that went.

]]> By: Flasshe http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3591 Flasshe Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:29:54 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3591 And vending machines that distribute... other things... right? And vending machines that distribute… other things… right?

]]> By: Janet http://www.flasshe.com/2005/10/27/vending-venting-no-vici/comment-page-1/#comment-3590 Janet Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:14:48 +0000 http://www.flasshe.com/?p=268#comment-3590 We also have a hot tub in our restroom. And a fridge stocked with Diet Pepsi. And ice. We also have a hot tub in our restroom. And a fridge stocked with Diet Pepsi. And ice.

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