Comments on: Who Stole My Forks?

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:37:17 +0000

I suspect you’re right – Patty suggested the same thing in a later conversation. I did use disposable plates that night, and I wasn’t always the one to throw them away.

By: DJSmallberries

DJSmallberries — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:27:31 +0000

When you hosted the family birthday dinner thing did you by any chance use disposable plates? If so, I’ll bet your missing forks are in the landfill by now.

By: DMR

DMR — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 23:07:02 +0000

I think they were psychically transported into one of your lucid dreamscapes. Have a nap, and go look for them! All the comments about washing forks almost makes me want to clean the one I keep in my drawer here at work. Almost.

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:51:58 +0000

I’ve looked everywhere. I suspect foul play and will soon be talking to Persons of Interest.

By: patty

patty — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:52:59 +0000

did you look in the seat cushions…and sometimes they jump out of the little dishwaser basket and under that big flat thingy on the floor of the dishwasher..so go put yer hand up under that and feel around…… imust go now and ponder this black hole of cutlery some more……sounds like a job for flaming carrot

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:02:39 +0000

Actually, the only way you can watch Catwoman is to inject heroin directly into your eyeballs.

By: Alan

Alan — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:53:13 +0000

Are you sure you didn’t jam the missing two into your eyes while you were watching Catwoman?

By: InfK

InfK — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:38:49 +0000

You WASH them?

I thought you were a dude, you big girl…

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:43:05 +0000

Stay away from my cutlery, man! I’m warnin’ ya!

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:04:26 +0000

Dude – That is some sweet cutlery!

I can totally see why your relatives would be interested in them. Looks like you’ll have to go back to Cracker Barrel and nab two more.