Comments on: Please Don’t Comment On My Grocery Choices

By: InfK

InfK — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:30:20 +0000

> The really odd part is that I was also buying a large thing of Metamucil

You don’t need fiber, my friend, you need to learn to put the punchlines IN your posts… I dunno what that is, vitamin B-6?

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:53:31 +0000

Aren’t there enough Sundance Channel documentaries?

Hmmm, I guess I could do that and then turn it into a scripted feature film (”Baggers”) and be the next Kevin Smith, but isn’t one Kevin Smith enough?

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 22:26:18 +0000

Metamucil…he didn’t say a word about that. Just kept going on about the Corn Flakes.

That’s poetic. This guy’s a genius. You should do a Sundance Channel documentary about him.

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:20:19 +0000

The really odd part is that I was also buying a large thing of Metamucil at the time (ummm… not for me, of course) and he didn’t say a word about that. Just kept going on about the Corn Flakes.

By: 2fs

2fs — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:05:40 +0000

I prefer talking about my semicolons.

By: Alan

Alan — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:57:37 +0000

You need to practice your “I will rip the tendons out of your neck with my teeth if you say anything about my purchases” face. This works for me to avoid having my purchases discussed publicly, and has also lead to some interesting colon-related discussions with members of local Law Enforcement agencies.

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:01:39 +0000

You must be very concerned about your fiber intake!

I give you credit, I would have pulled out my gat at the mere mention of anything colon-related.

Ah, who am I kiddin’? I love talking about my colon!

But, egads, that sounds uncomfy.

By: DanWV

DanWV — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:25:08 +0000

Aren’t we all middle-aged here?

Be glad you don’t shop late nights at our Walmart. Several of the checkers have learned our names and one tends to yell out, “Hello, Mary and Dan!” whenever she sees us. Of course everyone in the store stops to look.

The assistant manager at the Shoney’s restaurant likes to joke around and one time she said, very loudly, “You’re not allowed in here anymore. Someone call the cops!” It was a joke, but it embarrassed the hell out of the wife and she refuses to go back.

By: Flasshe

Flasshe — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:43:01 +0000

I stopped shopping at Safeway because middle-aged women kept hitting on me while I was in the store.

And that’s a problem because…?

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:38:35 +0000

I stopped shopping at Safeway because middle-aged women kept hitting on me while I was in the store. Our local store is right by the retirement home, so the lonely widows treat the Safeway store like their singles bar, preying on every male shopper and commenting on our choices. It made my shopping experience uncomfortable. Also, I didn’t like the way the checkout people thank you by name (now my stalker knows my last name!). I started calling the clerks by name..

“Thank you Mr. H–”
“No, thank YOU Jennifer!”