My five-point movie rating system:
Again! - I want to see it again right away; I will definitely buy the DVD
Entertaining - Worth seeing at a theater; I might buy the DVD
Wait - Wait for rental; recommended, but has major flaws
Freeload - Worth seeing in theater or on DVD only if not paying
Avoid - Never see this movie (or stars Tara Reid as a scientist)
Note: This system is retired as of 1/1/06. I am leaving this page up for the benefit of old entries that use it and link to it. The new system, which I’m still working out the kinks on, will probably have something to do with the number of nipple shots in the movie.