Life, Minutiae, Toys, Irrational Phobias, Peeves, Fiber

Where Does The Colon Go?

Even though it stars the Master Vole, my friend Bryce and I went to see Mission: Impossible III this weekend. I’m sure to many it’s not saying much, but I did enjoy it more than the first two. I think this was largely due to the involvement of director J.J. Abrams, creator of [...]

Vending Venting No Vici

We’ve got a vending machine at work that was obviously manufactured in some alternate dimension where the inhabitants don’t understand the concept. A dimension where time runs at a different pace than in our dimension. This machine distributes Pepsi (and related) products in cans. But it does it verrrrry slowwwwwwly. I [...]

Drivin’ N’ Talkin’

This is another in my series of TV/movie conventions I’m tired of. I guess previous entries in this series are here and here.
Today’s “What Planet Are They On?” TV Cliché: The End Of The Drive Car Conversation.
How come whenever two people are in a car and have something really important to discuss, they always [...]

Emergency Exfoliation Needed

Okay… to you people who are finding your way to this site by searching for “katie holmes blemishes” and “katie holmes facial blemishes”: Ugh. Sorry to disappoint you. I don’t have any pictures here or anything. But just to be nice, I looked up a picture for you of her biggest blemish, [...]

Making Spectacles More Spectacular

Another serious lack of updates lately. A hand injury made it uncomfortable to type for several days, plus I’ve been pretty busy. Haven’t had a lot to talk about. I’ve got a lot of music to review, but haven’t had the time/energy to put down all my thoughts yet.
Last week was “Re-Experience [...]

War of the Voles

War of the Worlds is a real roller coaster ride. Let’s put this in the “more” section since I’ll probably get into some major spoilers. Note that I have a new rating system!