Posted on | November 16, 2005 at 8:01 am | 14 Comments
Seriously, where are my missing two forks, dude? I know I had eight forks a few weeks ago and now there are only six. I’ve looked everywhere, including the dishwasher and all the drawers. Six forks. That’s it. I think they’ve been missing since I hosted the family birthday dinner thing at my house a few weekends ago. So, ‘fess up? Who snagged the silver? I bet one of my nieces or nephews hid them around the house somewhere. I am not happy. Give me back my forks!