Lunchtime Conversation with Cow-Orker
Me: “What did you bring for lunch?”
Him: “Steak with corn and beans.”
Me: “Steak?” (He’s on a diet.)
Him: “It’s lean steak.”
Me: “Red meat makes me constipated.”
Him: “God, you have delicate systems.”
Latre.
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Some Favorite Posts (in alpha order by title)
- 20/20 Hindsight (2007-09-28)
- But, Tons (2007-01-03)
- Doom Cookie (2007-12-05)
- Godzilla vs ELP (2006-01-25)
- Got K, Ain’t Got No Flakes (2004-06-18)
- History Shows Again and Again (2004-12-28)
- How I Learned To Love Sushi (2007-10-05)
- I Don’t Like Cilantro (2005-09-10)
- I’m A Bad Friend (2005-08-08)
- Lifted Curse (2004-02-19)
- My Superpower (2005-12-29)
- Please Don’t Comment On My Grocery Choices (2007-03-06)
- The Magic Clock (2006-01-04)
- Timing The Light (2006-11-16)
- Vending Venting No Vici (2005-10-27)
- When I’m 25 Or 64 (2007-03-08)
- Who Stole My Forks? (2005-11-16)
- Why I Don’t Believe In God (2007-10-13)