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The Dangers Of Suburbia

Posted on | December 27, 2005 at 10:49 am | 5 Comments

I bet you wish you had a sign like this in your neighborhood!

Warning! Poisonous slithery creatures ahead!

Latre.

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5 Responses to “The Dangers Of Suburbia”

  1. Janet
    December 27th, 2005 @ 2:22 pm

    Yeah, leash laws are so restrictive. Bummer.

  2. InfK
    December 27th, 2005 @ 7:11 pm

    A sign near my brother-in-law’s house near Melbourne Australia warns to beware of swooping magpies – it’s mating season!

    No warning signs for giant spiders though. I guess all the locals are just used to them…

  3. Doug
    January 4th, 2006 @ 3:33 pm

    We’ve got mountain lion warnings out by me. One ate a dude. His remains were found in the cat’s stomach.

    “Mountain lions may be present and are unpredictable. Be cautious. They have been known to attack without warning. Your safety cannot be guaranteed.”

    http://www.mountainlion.org/newsroom_article.asp?news_id=209

  4. Flasshe
    January 4th, 2006 @ 4:20 pm

    Oh, we have mountain lions too. Just no signs warning about them.

  5. 2fs
    January 4th, 2006 @ 5:57 pm

    See what happens when you feed mountain lions Hufu?

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