Whatever
Posted on | June 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm | 6 Comments
The “What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas” tagline has generated scads of publicity (and a hit movie!) for America’s Sin City. I think every city in America should have a “What Happens” slogan. Let’s start with Colorado. This is especially important since Denver will be in the national spotlight in a couple of months when the DNC comes to town.
- What Happens In Denver Never Gets Mentioned By The Elitist East And West Coast Media (until August!)
- What Happens In Commerce City Smells All The Way Down To Castle Rock
- What Happens In Greeley Smells Worse Than Commerce City, But At Least It’s Organic
- What Happens In Boulder Goes Great With Doritos Brand Tortilla Chips
- What Happens In Parker Happens At 25mph Or YOU’RE BUSTED, Dude
- What Happens In Lakewood Goes South On Wadsworth During Rush Hour
- What Happens In Aurora Happens In A Nondescript Strip Mall
- What Happens in Central City Takes A Bus Back Down To The Retirement Community
- What Happens In Ft Collins Hopefully Does Not Involve Farm Animals
- What Happens In Westminster Happens Without An Extra “i”
- What Happens In Broomfield Wishes It Had Happened In Boulder
- What Happens In Pueblo Flees To New Mexico With $600 And A Bottle Of Jack
- What Happens In Evergreen… Oh Wait, Nothing Happens In Evergreen
- What Happens In Glendale Can Sometimes Be Successfully Treated With Antibiotics
- What Happens In LoDo Continues On Colfax After 2am
- What Happens In Golden… Hey, Don’t Bring Your Shit Into Golden!
- What Happens In Colorado Springs Is Known Only To You And God
Any more?
Latre.
Yes, I know non-Coloradans won’t get most of these.
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6 Responses to “Whatever”
June 12th, 2008 @ 4:52 am
I can think of a few, but my wife hates “list comedy”…
June 12th, 2008 @ 5:44 am
Comedy?
June 12th, 2008 @ 7:35 am
my hubby’s would be funny.
list comedy, no-no!
iWife xxxx
June 12th, 2008 @ 8:21 am
Not even Letterman’s “Top 10″?
June 12th, 2008 @ 11:47 am
I’ll give it a try:
What happens in Aspen costs more than you make in a year.
What happens in Estes Park gets turned into a Stephen King book and later a mini-series.
What happens in Moffat doesn’t thaw out for 18 months.
What happens in Trinidad makes a urologist rich.
June 12th, 2008 @ 11:57 am
One more:
What happens in Beaver Creek sounds dirty, but isn’t.