Romance vs Reality
Posted on | February 14, 2005 at 12:41 pm | Comments Off
Will you be my Valentine? Take this fun, quick quiz to find out!
Will you be my valentine even if I can’t bring myself to say anything positive about your Norah Jones and Dave Matthews CDs?
Will you be my valentine even if I tell you that your family is even more dysfunctional than mine?
Will you be my valentine even if I refuse to go see Hitch, “The Ideal Date Movie”?
Will you be my valentine even if I answer “Yes” to “Does this make me look fat?”
Will you be my valentine even if I roll my eyes and snort when you say you’ll never try sushi because “it’s raw fish”.
Will you be my valentine even if the only way I can get through your office party is to drink too much, and I say stupid things to your co-workers?
Will you be my valentine even if I fart in your presence?
Will you be my valentine even if I try to give you advice while you bombard me with everyday complaints, rather than sit there listening, nodding my head and mouthing aphorisms like a lobotomized ferret?
Will you be my valentine even if I prefer to stay home on Friday night and watch Star Trek: Enterprise and Battlestar Galactica instead of going out to an overpriced, underwhelming Italian chain restaurant with your shallow friends?
Will you be my valentine even if I resist your efforts to change me into the Perfect Man?
Is it any wonder I’m still single? Scoring: It doesn’t matter how you answered any of the questions. Hey, I’m not stupid. I’m all about the compromising. And the begging.
Latre.